
I may not admitt it often, but Dave Gilliam is funny. Sometimes it throws me off how funny he is! I was going through old emails today and came across this wonderful announcement from him. He sent this to all of his friends announcing that we were going to have another child.
April 20, 2005
To borrow words from my favorite pop icon, my idol, the immortal Britt-neh Spears, “Oops, I did it again.”
What the heck am I talking about? Here’s a riddle:
Question: What do my wife and Britt-neh have in common (other their shared belief that I’m the sexiest man alive)?
Drumroll…..
Wait for it……..
Isn’t this irritating?
I’ve had a bad day, cut me some slack…………
Answer: They’re both knocked up, although so far I can only prove that one of the babies is mine.
Yup, ladies and gentlemen, we have once again succeeded in creating life, and not the kind that grows in my coffee cups at work. Indeed, if all goes well Katy and I will be bringing yet another unfortunate soul into a world that is so beseeched by evil that even Coach Kry#*kadfajhweuadaxdfasdfa;dlfj($*$@-ski has his own TV commercials (get on the ball).
That’s right, if you’ve ever endured 40 weeks of pregnancy with nausia, 20 hours or so of ACTIVE labor and gone weeks and weeks without sleeping more than a few hours at a time, you would know that it makes PERFECT sense to rush right back into it. For the mathematicians in the audience, parenthood != any logical thought.
All kidding aside (does that ever happen?), we are SUPER excited to be expecting again. Note my use of the term expecting? I’ve now been properly trained to say WE are expecting, not WE are pregnant. Katy is pregnant. There’s no mistaking that.
It’s still all very early and whatnot but the baby (gender unknown) has received a clean bill of health thus far so I wanted to share the good news. The due date is Thanksgiving Day and we’ll pass along the gender once we know.
Here are a couple pictures of our other little (BIG) one, Scott. He’s almost 2 now and we’re beginning to understand what exactly that really means. The parents in the audience will understand.
Anywho, love you all.
dg
(picture shown above. Scott is 22 months old)